FM - "Thirteen"
I hate dull music. For me, music is an art form, and it is meant to elicit a reaction. That reaction might be one of adoration or that reaction might be one of revulsion. But what is not meant to do is make you feel nothing. This album was so unassuming and un-invigorating that when I came to the end of it, I didn’t feel I like I had listened to anything, and I couldn’t remember a single notable thing about it. It had no highs, it had no lows, it was just there. It was the absolute encapsulation of an offensive middle-of-the-road and ironically in being so un-offensive it managed to utterly offend me.